Who? What? Why? Where? When? Ming City Rockers

Hailing from Immingham, the place next to Grimsby, Ming City Rockers have been causing a stir with their Children Of The Alice Cooper looks and love of three chords. We investigated a little bit further.

WHO would play you in the film of your life?
The re-animated corpses of Joseph Stalin and his inner Politburo. We share interest in the technique of growing lemons and we think they’d portray us quite well.

WHAT are you currently working on?
The hypothesis and applied testing thereof, that there exists in topological space, a shape similar in appearance to David Duchovny.

WHY do you do that thing you do?
Sexual impulses. After gigs we all find ourselves covered in a strange translucent ‘goo’. Similar in appearance to vaginal secretion. It’s really quite addictive.

WHERE do you see yourself in ten years?
Dead. We’ve all agreed to kill ourselves on the 21 January, 2023. Not in the depressing way though, more in a cult way. We’re ascending to a higher plane of existence.

WHEN will there be a harvest for the world?
Hopefully never. A harvest conjures up images of hippies dancing under the moon in grass skirts in our mind. We find this thought disturbing.

For more head to http://www.mingcityrockers.co.uk.

  • michdee

    I see you got about as much sense out of them as I did last year. No mention of yellow vinyl?

  • Manchesterdave

    One of the most underrated bands in Britain

  • David Ferret Taylor

    seen them play a few times well worth watching

  • John Brearley

    These kids are the best thing to come around for a long time, go see them and feel the noise !

  • Chris E

    Great band destined for great things looking forward to Freedom Festival in Hull